Mommy Confession #1

I know I should be sympathetic and understanding about C's acid reflux but I'm just so tired of doing laundry. I burp him religiously but he's a ninja urper. Hours later, when you least expect: burp and spitup. I put on a bib on him and I get covered in spitup. I don't put a bib on him and he goes through 5 outfits a day. Next step: cut a hole in a trashbag for his head and call it good.